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SIMPLE RULES FOR THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER.

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1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before u sit.
2. Don’t be boring, tell more stories but don’t talk more than the buyer.
3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.
4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.
5. Buyer’s jokes are always funny so laugh out loud.
6. When the buyer fights, fight
7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too
8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when I’m drinking castle lite)
9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink
10. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice block –
11. Any beautiful girls around belong to the buyer.
12. Don’t forget to say “thank you boss”.
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#February29: The Pain of Irregularities – Even in Months.

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To every circumstance, there are advantages and disadvantages, such was the simple description of what i could make from the tale of a man given birth to on the 29th of February.


There are times and seasons, Hours, minutes and seconds in each year, even longer days shorter nights, but of the months of the year, February is considered to be incomplete as it usually ends on the 28th day, except the one that falls in a leap year (366 days) that ends on 29th. this however only comes once in four (4) years.

All these facts about the date (29th February) raise a questions within me each time i meet whoever had the date as their birthday.

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Questions like, How do you feel whenever its February 28 and you know the next day is March 1?

How does it feel like to get Happy birthday in advance on 28th February and the next day u get greetings like arrears Happy birthday, when u never celebrated it?

I also wonder how such person counts his or her years if the birthday never comes except once in a year? 

What comes to your mind whenever you see people celebrating their regular birthdays? Just to list but a few out of such questions though!

But, Alas! All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small… The Creation made them all.

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This animal show is 6 Minutes Of Joy for You.

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