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Limpopo woman’s VAG!NA disappears after having se.x with a married man

A 29-year-old woman from Hlanganani in Limpopo Province got the shock of her life when she woke up in the morning and realised that her private parts were missing, it is alleged.

Sipho Ngwenya from Hlanganani,  formerly Spelonken, reportedly learnt the hard way in the early hours when she visited the toilet but could not urinate upon discovering that her vagina had mysteriously sealed. The woman is said to have nearly collapsed when she noticed that her ‘most sweetness spot’ had mysteriously sealed.

However, we learnt that Sipho was in the habit of sleeping with married men – a claim which was confirmed by the alleged hubby- snatcher. It is reported that Sipho approached one of the women whose husband had allegedly ‘strayed’ to Sipho’s ‘honey jar’.

A source who stays in Hlanganani, an amalgamation of various large villages which are situated in the north western portion of the former Tsonga homeland in Limpopo Province, where there incident reportedly took place, said a woman popularly known as Sinikiwe Bee had previously warned Sipho to stay away from her husband. The source said after the spine-chilling incident, the ‘vaginaless’ woman approached Sinikiwe and begged for forgiveness .

“She didn’t have a choice in this case but to approach Sinikiwe and apologise. No one remains calm upon realising that her sexual organ is missing. If she had not approached Sinikiwe we could be talking about something else,” said a source close to Sipho.

It is reported that Sinikiwe first thrashed Sipho but much to the surprise of everyone, the bashed woman did not cry. The alleged husband-snatcher was saved by Sinikiwe’s sister who had been summoned to hear the confession.

“She was set free 3 hours after the beating. She made a promise to Sinikiwe that she would never see her husband or even come near him. That is when she was told to go to the toilet and check if her organ was back,” she said.

After several attempts to get hold of Sipho, our news crew eventually managed to hook up with the woman who openly revealed that she had learnt a big lesson.

“I am sorry to all women I have wronged. It wasn’t my intention to break their marriages. It (the disappearance of her organ) was so scary and the thought that I couldn’t piss was frightening. I could feel that my bladder was full but I couldn’t do anything,” she said.

Efforts to get a comment from the much dreaded Sinikiwe proved futile by the time of going to press.